Wednesday, January 13, 2010

For my friends from India who wish to visit Hong Kong

To reveal a few facts first ...
1. Hong Kong girls or rather chinki girls are actually at par or taller than Indian girls. So all my short friends who come to this part of the world thinking that they will fall in the TDH category; my sympathy. For those who are tall, there is no hope either.
2. Grouping of Age is best implemented in this part of the world. You can roughly estimate a girl's age with a standard deviation of 10 (Like India, girls less than 18 are treated as minors here as well). So be cautious.
3. People here are very hospitable and particular. For example when I asked a HK friend to get me cigarettes, he was very particular in noting down my intake of nicotine and tar per cigarette and thereafter was hospitable in getting me one.
More facts later ... for now, a few words for the three most promising places in the vicinity.

First place is Macao. It offers you a complete fun package (covering all sort of pleasure) if you are unlucky and in case you are lucky (less probability) it gives you a little mental happiness too, which of course fades with your next trip.

Second place is LKF. It's more or less like the hip hop parties we see in big banner Bollywood movies. Beer and hot chicks everywhere, with a few desis here and there; hope in their eyes and beer in hand. This place somehow attracts the hottest Indian chicks in the town, though the quality is no where comparable to Lucknow's or for that matter DU's. Parties at LKF start at 10 PM and finish by 6 AM, and u can go and come anytime. Only Entry is free, you pay for everything else :)

The last and of interest of this blog is 'The PP Club'. Most of the clubs in HK recruit jaats and punjabi's for obvious reasons and this one is no different. A little familiarity with them can help you buy a free entry sometime. Best days to go to this club are Mondays, if you are single and Thursdays if you have a girl friend. Knowing the status of my desi friends, I'll focus on Monday Nights. Its an open bar and the entry fee is HKD 150 (~ 900 INR). House serves Chivas, Absolute and karlsberg. This club features girls and boys usually in the ratio 4:1. Still most of the desis go in and come out single. Party starts early in the morning usually after 12 AM. I can't comment on when it ends because we (Tushaar included) usually come back by 6 leaving back all the 8 girls, mathematically meant for us. The music is rocking and every other hour you can hear the famous desi singing 'Jai Ho', and thats the only time and the only two words when we also throw out our voice. Journey in this club starts on a very decent note. One goes in, looks for a table, sits, drinks, talks ... all done very decently. After two pegs, you can start enjoying the dancing part, with a few girls - "never giving you a shit, in short skirts at a temperature cold enough to make boys wear a jacket", already on the dance floor. Go stand besides them and keep flicking your feet and hands as and when you get a chance and then come back to your table for another two pegs. This becomes a cyclic behavior depending on one's capacity and ends when u finally decide to take some rest in the bathroom. Bathrooms are clean, ideal enough to pee, poo, puke and sleep. Rumors are that groups have been caught banging in the bathrooms, though I will suggest that don't take this is as a motive of going in; it's very rare.